When tucking your little ones into bed at night, be sure to give them a Cthulhu Plush™ to keep by their side.
This little buddy with be giving them nightmares and making them run for Turkish black mule heroine in no time. So remember, for bed wetting, psyche scarring terror, there’s nothing like Cthulhu Plush™.
If the sight of that teddy just makes ya blush
If you wann urn their brains into mush,
Just go down to the toystore in a rush,
And get ’em a Cthulhu Plush™!