Halloween Countdown #16:The Bedtime Horror

When tucking your little ones into bed at night, be sure to give them a Cthulhu Plush to keep by their side.

 

cthulhu-pluh

The cutest cosmic horror since the Dagon Doll!

This little buddy with be giving them nightmares and making them run for Turkish black mule heroine in no time. So remember, for bed wetting, psyche scarring terror, there’s nothing like Cthulhu Plush.

 

If the sight of that teddy just makes ya blush

If you wann urn their brains into mush,

Just go down to the toystore in a rush,

And get ’em a Cthulhu Plush!

Paid for by the Innsmouth Toy Company.
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